{"id":359,"date":"2016-03-20T18:47:23","date_gmt":"2016-03-20T18:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/?p=359"},"modified":"2016-03-20T18:47:23","modified_gmt":"2016-03-20T18:47:23","slug":"best-burger-ever-youre-welcome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/?p=359","title":{"rendered":"BEST.  BURGER.  EVER.  You&#8217;re Welcome."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the weekend after St. Patrick&#8217;s Day &#8211; and although the weather has been spectacular in NYC and at the Lakehouse in Connecticut over the past few weeks, it is rumored to snow this weekend. \u00a0GASP! \u00a0Shock! \u00a0Horror! \u00a0I must admit, seeing the happy little blooms of the crocuses in the front yard had me naively convinced that spring was well on it&#8217;s way, and more importantly, summer was right around the corner.<\/p>\n<p>Given my stubbornness, I am refusing to give up hope that summer will be upon us shortly. \u00a0I&#8217;m going to cover those gorgeous blooms with burlap (ahem &#8211; correction &#8211; DARREN is going to cover them in burlap), and I&#8217;m going to pretend that this glorious, sunny Saturday is in the middle of July. \u00a0 Positive thinking people &#8211; do it with me!!<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; given my current frame of mind, when we started to discuss what we&#8217;d make today, I was all about using our grill. \u00a0The grill is used year round in our home, but I wanted something that screamed &#8216;winter is over&#8217;. \u00a0And so the decision was made. \u00a0IT&#8217;S BURGER NIGHT AT THE HORN HOUSE!!!!<\/p>\n<p>You haven&#8217;t really met Darren yet. \u00a0He&#8217;s my husband. \u00a0He&#8217;s awesome for multiple reasons. \u00a0And he makes the BEST. \u00a0BURGERS. \u00a0EVER. \u00a0Yes. \u00a0It&#8217;s true. \u00a0We&#8217;re burger snobs and taste test a burger any chance we get. \u00a0Gordon Ramsay? \u00a0Fail. \u00a0Shake Shack? \u00a0Please. \u00a0I even went to a private Chef&#8217;s table in Toronto where a celebrity chef who will remain unnamed assured me his burger was the best thing I&#8217;d ever put in my mouth. \u00a0Spoiler alert &#8211; it was not.<\/p>\n<p>Darren Horn &#8211; my awesome husband, has invented the Horn Burger, and I&#8217;ve convinced him to share his secrets with you. \u00a0Your Welcome.<\/p>\n<p>These burgers are actually pretty easy to make. \u00a0Thanks to our handy dandy Kitchenaid, we have started to grind our own meat for hamburgers. \u00a0That&#8217;s completely a preference &#8211; if you don&#8217;t have something to grind your own meat, hand chopping it is an excellent alternative. \u00a0The key is to put whatever meat you are going to grind\/chop in the freezer until it is half frozen (and your bacon, and your butter). \u00a0That makes life WAY easier when it comes to grinding.<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to your beef choice, there&#8217;s no need to go high end. \u00a0I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m saying this, but the cheaper, the better. \u00a0Expensive cuts of beef are priced due to tenderness &#8211; not flavor &#8211; and to get your burger on you want all the beefiness you can handle. \u00a0No one needs to be wasting tenderloin in a burger. \u00a0Trust me.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-402 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=1024%2C681\" alt=\"DSC_0586\" width=\"1024\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=1024%2C681&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=768%2C511&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=600%2C399&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?resize=1050%2C698&amp;ssl=1 1050w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?w=2340 2340w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0586.jpg?w=3510 3510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Grinding the meat is my favorite part. \u00a0I&#8217;m not sure why &#8211; maybe because it reminds me of my awesome Playdough Mop Top Hair Shop toy I used to play with. \u00a0Come on &#8211; you don&#8217;t remember that? \u00a0See below&#8230;pure Playdough\/meat grinding joy.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"1170\" height=\"659\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZHZMdHL-GEU?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/p>\n<p>OK &#8211; I know&#8230;I&#8217;m digressing. \u00a0If you&#8217;re getting tired of me please skip my banter and you&#8217;ll find the recipe at the bottom of the page.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-405 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=1024%2C681\" alt=\"DSC_0654\" width=\"1024\" height=\"681\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=1024%2C681&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=768%2C511&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=600%2C399&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?resize=1050%2C698&amp;ssl=1 1050w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?w=2340 2340w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0654.jpg?w=3510 3510w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Back to the beef. \u00a0Darren has a pretty purist view of burgers. \u00a0He doesn&#8217;t cloud the beef flavor with bread crumbs, and a gazillion spices. \u00a0Once the beef is ground, he adds 2 eggs (don&#8217;t judge), 3 tbsp of worchetshire sauce for a little umami love, a cup of chopped parsley, 2 tbs Montreal steak spice (unsalted if you can find it) 4 ounces frozen butter that is grated into the mixture at the end. \u00a0Now&#8230;say it with me&#8230;resist it&#8230;DO NOT ADD SALT TO YOUR BURGER MEAT. \u00a0Trust me. Actually &#8211; trust Darren. \u00a0He knows what he&#8217;s doing. \u00a0NO SALT TILL BROOKLYN. \u00a0Sorry. \u00a0I have the Beastie Boys Solid Gold Record on the turntable.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Long story short &#8211; salting too early makes for a dry burgie. \u00a0And no one wants that. \u00a0Salt while you grill, in the last few minutes, before you add cheese. \u00a0Essentially it starts to dissolve as the ooey gooey cheese melts on top of it. \u00a0Kosher or Sea Salt are the salt of choice. \u00a0If you use table salt Darren says you are an asshole (excuse my language).<\/p>\n<p>Once you&#8217;ve added the ingredients, it&#8217;s time to mix. \u00a0Channel your inner baker&#8230;you know how recipes tell you not to over mix when you are baking? \u00a0The same is true for mixing hamburgers. \u00a0Gently, \u00a0delicately, toss the mixture until combined. \u00a0If you are a meat masher&#8230;you know who you are. \u00a0If you enjoy squishing meat between your fingers and then slap your patties back and forth between your palms &#8211; STEP AWAY FROM THIS BURGER. \u00a0You will turn it into a hockey puck. \u00a0Get a gentler, wiser friend to delicately mix your burger meat until just combined.<\/p>\n<p>MMMmmmmm. \u00a0At this point &#8211; you should be able to smell the amazing beefy, spicy aroma emanating from the mixture. \u00a0Unlike store bought ground beef, this home made grind smells like a steak waiting for you to grill it. \u00a0Yum.<\/p>\n<p>The last step to burger heaven is to grind butter into the mix. \u00a0We add bacon to the grind because the meet is so lean it&#8217;s necessary. \u00a0Same with the butter. \u00a0It just adds a little extra juiciness. \u00a0When you are grating the frozen butter, alternate between grating and mixing. \u00a0that way, it prevents a gigantic butterball from forming in the middle of your burger mixture.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Secret tip from Darren: \u00a0When you form your burger patty, gently press your thumb into the middle of the patty to create a small depression on each side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Why you ask? \u00a0Burgers naturally puff up during the cooking process&#8230;and a big ball of burger 1) \u00a0doesn&#8217;t look great 2) causes all of your yummy toppings to slide off. \u00a0So the little thumbprint of joy adds to the burger experience. \u00a0I promise. \u00a0Do it.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; as I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve noticed when you started to shape the burgers&#8230;this recipe makes a LOT of burgers &#8211; probably about 20. \u00a0Clearly &#8211; you don&#8217;t need 20 burgers to feed your family &#8211; unless you live in a Sorority house on campus with 20 other girls. \u00a0Make the number of patties that you want to for dinner, and then package the rest of the meat into smaller ziplocs and freeze. \u00a0No need to form patties in advance. \u00a0This grind freezes beautifully&#8230;which is why we make big batches of it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the weekend after St. Patrick&#8217;s Day &#8211; and although the weather has been spectacular in NYC and at the Lakehouse in Connecticut over the past few weeks, it is rumored to snow this weekend. \u00a0GASP! \u00a0Shock! \u00a0Horror! \u00a0I must admit, seeing the happy little blooms of the crocuses in the front yard had me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":416,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"video","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,36,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-video","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-food","category-grilling","category-uncategorized","post_format-post-format-video"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7eKp1-5N","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/DSC_0746.jpg?fit=6016%2C4000&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":442,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/442"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lifeaugratin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}